Smash Burger Bowl
For people done with dry chicken and sad rice
A new high-protein recipe lands in your inbox every single morning. Hot honey chicken sliders. Cookie dough you eat with a spoon. Under 30 minutes, full macros on every one. Thirty days of them for one dollar.
The real reason diets die
You have a boring food problem. They look identical from the outside.
Six containers, lined up, lids on. By Wednesday you'd honestly rather eat the Tupperware than what's inside it.
Search "healthy dinner" and you get chicken, rice and steamed broccoli in a new camera angle. Again.
You promise yourself Monday. The week resets. Nothing is wrong with you — nobody sticks to food they don't want.
Fix the food and the discipline takes care of itself. That's the entire idea here.
How it works
Seven land the moment you pay, so tonight is covered. The other twenty-three arrive one a morning at 6:00 a.m. your time. One dish, not a 300-page PDF you'll never open.
No scrolling, no choosing. Open the email, see the dish, see the macros, cook. Decision fatigue is what kills most diets.
Most land between 15 and 25. Sheet pan, air fryer, one skillet. Nothing that needs a culinary degree or a sous vide.
Calories, protein, carbs and fat per serving. Copy them straight into your tracker and move on with your day.
Cheesecake, cookie dough, ice cream, donuts. All built around protein. This is the part that makes it survivable.
The food
Real dishes from the rotation, with the real numbers. Savory on most days, sweet on every third.
Smash Burger Bowl
Hot Honey Chicken Sliders
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Cookies & Cream Protein Creami
Peanut Butter Protein Cups
Glazed Protein Donuts
Spoonable Cookie Dough
Pistachio Chocolate Protein Bar
Banana Bread Protein Loaf
Strawberry Cheesecake Fluff
Cinnamon Roll Protein Bake
Birthday Cake Pop-Tarts
Brownie Batter Bowl
Pumpkin Spice Protein Muffins
Not a teaser
The dish you saw first, printed exactly the way it lands in your inbox. Nothing held back, nothing blurred.
What you need
What you do
Your portion
Copy this into your tracker
Hot Honey Chicken Sliders — 1 serving 560 kcal · 56g protein · 48g carbs · 16g fat
That is one of thirty. The other twenty-nine look just like it.
Send me all thirty — $1 →Losing fat or building muscle?
Every recipe comes with both portions. You pick the column that matches what you're doing this month. No second purchase, no separate book.
◆ Cut — leaning out
Higher volume, leaner cuts, lighter sauce ratios. You still finish the plate.
◆ Build — adding size
Bigger rice and potato portions, richer fats. Easy calories that still taste like food.
Everything in the dollar
Seven the moment you pay, then one a morning until you have all thirty. Savory most days, a dessert on every third.
You don't wait a week to start. Seven of the thirty land the second you check out, so tonight is already handled.
Both versions of every dish. Switch columns whenever your goal changes, nothing extra to buy.
Every Sunday, one list covering the week ahead. Sorted by aisle so the store trip takes 15 minutes.
No air fryer? Hate cottage cheese? Dairy-free? Every recipe names its substitutions up front.
Calories, protein, carbs and fat per serving, formatted to paste straight into your tracking app.
Everything comes from a normal American grocery store. No specialty flours, no mail-order powders.
The recipes are files, not a feed. Save them, print them, keep them long after the 30 days end.
Unsubscribe link in every email. One click, gone, nothing follows you. You already paid the whole price.
All of that, for one dollar, once. Nothing renews.
Start tonight — $1 →The part everyone asks about
Because free didn't work. We ran these recipes as a free list first. Plenty of people signed up. Almost nobody cooked anything. A free email is the easiest object in the world to ignore — it lands in the Promotions tab next to the airline deals and quietly dies there.
So we put a price on it. One dollar. Not because a dollar pays for anything, but because a dollar changes how you treat the email. People who pay, open. People who open, cook. People who cook actually see their protein go up.
And the honest half of the answer: at the end of the 30 days, some people want the full library instead of a daily email. That's where this makes money. The dollar isn't the business model. It's the door.
That's the whole explanation. No countdown timer resetting every time you reload, no fake retail price, no "normally $197."
Start tonight
One-time payment · about 3 cents a recipe
Cheaper than the protein bar you'd eat instead.
What happens next. An email lands within two minutes with your first seven recipes. If it doesn't arrive, check Promotions and spam, then write to us.
If you don't like it. Reply to any email and we send the dollar back. No form, no questions, no arguing. You keep the recipes you already have.
Before you decide
Every recipe on this page lists its calories and protein. Cook one, weigh it, run it through your own tracker. None of it rests on taking our word.
We are not asking you to trust a stranger with real money. One dollar, once, no card kept on file. That is a deliberately small thing to be wrong about.
Reply to any email and the dollar goes back. No form, no questions. That is the entire dispute process, and you keep the recipes either way.
Straight answers
Last thing
Instead of standing in the kitchen at 7 p.m. deciding between dry chicken and DoorDash. That's the whole pitch. It costs a dollar to find out.
Your first seven recipes arrive by email within two minutes. Don't like them? Reply and we send the dollar back.